Annual Professional Commentary on the Oscar Nominations (2020 edition)

Oscar2020

by Bill Chambers The following is an anti-hate satire.

Best Picture:
FORD V FERRARI = fuck Trump
THE IRISHMAN = fuck Trump
JOJO RABBIT = fuck Trump
JOKER = fuck Trump
LITTLE WOMEN = fuck Trump
MARRIAGE STORY = fuck Trump
1917 = fuck Trump
ONCE UPON A TIME…IN HOLLYWOOD = fuck Trump
PARASITE = fuck Trump

Best Actor:
ANTONIO BANDERAS, Pain and Glory = fuck Trump
LEONARDO DICAPRIO, Once upon a Time…in Hollywood = fuck Trump
ADAM DRIVER, Marriage Story = fuck Trump
JOAQUIN PHOENIX, Joker = fuck Trump
JONATHAN PRYCE, The Two Popes = fuck Trump

Best Actress:
CYNTHIA ERIVO, Harriet = fuck Trump
SCARLETT JOHANSSON, Marriage Story = fuck Trump
SAOIRSE RONAN, Little Women = fuck Trump
CHARLIZE THERON, Bombshell = fuck Trump
RENÉE ZELLWEGER, Judy = fuck Trump

Best Supporting Actor:
TOM HANKS, A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood = fuck Trump
ANTHONY HOPKINS, The Two Popes = fuck Trump
AL PACINO, The Irishman = fuck Trump
JOE PESCI, The Irishman = fuck Trump
BRAD PITT, Once upon a Time…in Hollywood = fuck Trump

Best Supporting Actress:
KATHY BATES, Richard Jewell = fuck Trump
LAURA DERN, Marriage Story = fuck Trump
SCARLETT JOHANSSON, Jojo Rabbit = fuck Trump
FLORENCE PUGH, Little Women = fuck Trump
MARGOT ROBBIE, Bombshell = fuck Trump

Best Director:
THE IRISHMAN, Martin Scorsese = fuck Trump
JOKER, Todd Phillips = fuck Trump
1917, Sam Mendes = fuck Trump
ONCE UPON A TIME…IN HOLLYWOOD, Quentin Tarantino = fuck Trump
PARASITE, Bong Joon Ho = fuck Trump

Best Adapted Screenplay:
THE IRISHMAN, Screenplay by Steven Zaillian = fuck Trump
JOJO RABBIT, Screenplay by Taika Waititi = fuck Trump
JOKER, Written by Todd Phillips & Scott Silver = fuck Trump
LITTLE WOMEN, Written for the screen by Greta Gerwig = fuck Trump
THE TWO POPES, Written by Anthony McCarten = fuck Trump

Best Original Screenplay:
KNIVES OUT, Written by Rian Johnson = congrats, Rian!
MARRIAGE STORY, Written by Noah Baumbach = fuck Trump
1917, Written by Sam Mendes & Krysty Wilson-Cairns = fuck Trump
ONCE UPON A TIME…IN HOLLYWOOD, Written by Quentin Tarantino = fuck Trump
PARASITE, Screenplay by Bong Joon Ho, Han Jin Won; Story by Bong Joon Ho = fuck Trump

Best Cinematography:
THE IRISHMAN, Rodrigo Prieto = fuck Trump
JOKER, Lawrence Sher = fuck Trump
THE LIGHTHOUSE, Jarin Blaschke = fuck Trump
1917, Roger Deakins = fuck Trump
ONCE UPON A TIME…IN HOLLYWOOD, Robert Richardson = fuck Trump

Best International Feature Film:
CORPUS CHRISTI, Poland = fuck Trump
HONEYLAND, North Macedonia = fuck Trump
LES MISÉRABLES, France = fuck Trump
PAIN AND GLORY, Spain = fuck Trump
PARASITE, South Korea = fuck Trump

For the full list of nominees, visit OSCARS.ORG.

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