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Tom and Jerry's Greatest Chases - DVD

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"The Yankee Doodle Mouse," "Solid Serenade," "Tee for Two," "Mouse in Manhattan," "The Zoot Cat," "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Mouse," "The Cat Concerto," "The Little Orphan," "Salt Water Tabby," "Kitty Foiled," "Johann Mouse," "Jerry's Diary," "Jerry and the Lion," "Mice Follies"

by Bill Chambers As I waded through Tom and Jerry's Greatest Chases, a perfectly enjoyable DVD compilation of postwar "Tom and Jerry" cartoons, I began to wonder why the eternally backbiting cat and mouse have not endeared and endured over decades to the extent that almost any combination of bickering Looney Toons has.

Back to School (1986) - DVD

**½/**** Image D+ Sound B-
starring Rodney Dangerfield, Sally Kellerman, Burt Young, Keith Gordon
screenplay by Steven Kampmann & Will Porter and Peter Torokvei & Harold Ramis
directed by Alan Metter

by Bill Chambers Rodney Dangerfield, alas, still gets no respect. Recently the comic was denied membership to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, allegedly on the basis of his profane turn as an abusive father in Natural Born Killers. (Gee, I thought demonstrating range and talent would be two guarantees of an actor's admittance into the Oscar-voting body.) The poor showings for his last two screen outings, Ladybugs and Meet Wally Sparks, have perhaps permanently sealed Dangerfield's fate as a Vegas stand-up.

The Bachelor (1999) - DVD

*/**** Image A+ Sound A-
starring Chris O'Donnell, Renee Zellweger, Hal Holbrook, James Cromwell
screenplay by Steve Cohen
directed by Gary Sinyor

by Bill Chambers It begins with a misleading visual straight out of City Slickers: a herd of mustangs, all racing towards "a patch"--signifying single men trying to get laid. But no stud, we learn through voiceover, can evade marriage forever, and following the introduction of young entrepreneur Jimmie (Chris O'Donnell) and his happy, similarly-unwed circle of (male) friends, a quick montage intercuts scenes of holy matrimony seizing every last one of them--save Jimmie--with the wrangling of stallions.

Three to Tango (1999) - DVD

*½/**** Image A Sound A-
starring Matthew Perry, Neve Campbell, Dylan McDermott, Oliver Platt
screenplay by Rodney Vaccaro and Aline Brosh McKenna
directed by Damon Santostefano

by Bill Chambers Unsurprisingly, Three to Tango was written some eight years before it finally went into production--the film has a dated preoccupation with homosexuality as Golden Farcical Opportunity. (I suspect that Rodney Vaccaro and Aline Brosh McKenna's script, purportedly based on events that led to Vaccaro's marrying his boss's girlfriend, was fast-tracked only after The Birdcage became a box-office smash.) Imagine the insipid proposition of a politically corrected "Three's Company"; why does hetero Oscar not speak up when his sexual orientation is first challenged? Because, silly: being gay is hilarious!

If These Walls Could Talk (1996) - DVD

**/**** Image C+ Sound B
1952: starring Demi Moore, Catherine Keener, CCH Pounder, Jason London
teleplay by Nancy Savoca
directed by Nancy Savoca
1974: starring Sissy Spacek, Xander Berkeley, Hedy Buress, Janna Michaels
teleplay by Susan Nanus and Nancy Savoca
directed by Nancy Savoca
1996: starring Cher, Anne Heche, Jada Pinkett, Eileen Brennan
teleplay by I. Marlene King and Nancy Savoca
directed by Cher

by Bill Chambers Is one expected to insert the If These Walls Could Talk disc into a DVD player, or lace it through the gears of an old-fashioned Bell+Howell projector? The three-act HBO anthology, which revolves around the abortion debate, was shot on stock that appears to be of Seventies vintage even in sequences meant to take place in the Fifties and the Nineties, contributing to its classroom-instructional vibe as much as the message-oriented scripting.

Walking with Dinosaurs (1999) - DVD

Image A Sound B+ Extras B+
"New Blood," "Cruel Sea," "Time of the Titans," "Giant of the Skies," "Spirits of the Ice Forest," "Death of a Dynasty"

by Bill Chambers Walking With Dinosaurs is such a fantastic idea for a television show that two thoughts kept returning as I waded through it: