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starring Clive Owen, Naomi Watts, Armin Mueller-Stahl, Brian F. O'Byrne
screenplay by Eric Warren Singer
directed by Tom Tykwer
by Walter Chaw There's
a shootout at the Guggenheim in the late-middle of The
International that is the only real clue director Tom Tykwer
had anything to do with the film. The rest of it, despite its title
reminding of that Christopher Walken SNL skit about velvet smoking
jackets and attempted rape, is just more of the same musty prestige-y
Topical Picture™ that usually stars people like Sean Penn or Kevin
Costner instead of, as The International does,
Clive Owen and Naomi Watts. Bland and blander, as it turns out. A
rumpled Owen is Salinger, some kind of ill-defined crusader for justice
with a badge from Interpol and a dark past from Syd Field, while Watts
as ADA Elly, who spends her first scene with a Boston/Newark accent and
the rest with her standard-issue Yank. They're tepid on the trail of a
big giant bank that has a nefarious plan to control debt, which I
confess is what I thought banks do. With the picture more interested in
mashing its thumb against the "Relevant" button than in creating
characters of interest, villains who frighten, and situations that
involve, Tykwer, for his part, seems at a loss as to how to employ his
agile camera and so trusts a premise that's already feeling a little
mothballed for the collapse and bailout of our banking system. It
doesn't matter that The International doesn't know
what to be from one minute to the next--what matters is that it's an
exact replica of The Interpreter in every way that
counts and is, therefore, completely, immanently, blessedly forgettable.
Appears that Salinger's been on the trail of a few evil bankers for
years, and the movie begins
in medias res with the
assassination of someone Salinger knows (followed fast by the
assassination of someone else this someone was chatting with a few
minutes prior to his assassination), whipping our man into a mild
lather. But why, oh why, won't anyone believe him? Blank stares are his
only reward as he butts heads with the local constabulary, evil
lawyers, and corrupt officials, dooming everyone he talks to with a
paranoid hit. Only wide-eyed, stalwart Elly is on his side, her
presence more an excuse for Tykwer to shoot on location in New York
(and at the Guggenheim!) than the mark of any dramatic counterpoint or
sense. It's a deficiency the film seems to notice and tries to address
with one character asking her why the NYPD could possibly be interested
in a German bank. The picture really fails not because the premise that
banks have gone off the reservation over and over again and continue to
get bailed out no matter their offense is far-fetched in the slightest,
but because the details are so tidy. Although "I'm confused" is the
script's most reliable crutch (at least three different characters
utter it), the irony is that the film
isn't
confusing, drawing a straight line from beginning to end--and that
includes an ironic epilogue that's only ironic if you're a complete
tool. All that's confusing is how it could be that an international
hitman is wearing a one-of-a-kind shoe manufactured by a single company
and prescribed by one lone quirky doctor (Tibor Feldman) in the entire
Naked City. Surely, you jest.
For what it's worth, über-villain Jonas
(Ulrich Thomsen) is pleasantly euro-trashy in an Alan Rickman-in-Die
Hard sort of way and chief henchman Wilhelm (Armin
Mueller-Stahl) is appropriately grandfatherly in spite of a weird
late-game conversation in which it's revealed he was...a Cossack? No
matter, The International is a puff piece dressed
up in Oscar finery that's found itself late for the ball, dumped in the
winter wasteland as too boring for summer and without enough
paternalistic racism or Holocaust for awards season. It's the type of
movie that encourages the rubes in the cineplex daft enough to believe
that this picture is more thoughtful than something as genuinely
fertile as the "for kids" Coraline to cluck at the
white-collar shenanigans and nod knowingly at one another that they
were already "in the know" about such things as malfeasance occuring in
the marble halls of high finance. How they'll fit that smug sense of
liberal self-satisfaction alongside a lovely, kinetic gunfight in a
space only ever used better on film in Matthew Barney's Cremaster
cycle is an act of delusional creativity that's already more
fascinating than anything in The International. Originally published: February 18, 2009.
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