A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III (2013)

**/****
starring Charlie Sheen, Jason Schwartzman, Katheryn Winnick, Bill Murray
written and directed by Roman Coppola


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by Angelo Muredda Bill Murray's sad-clown deadpan is so ubiquitous now
that it's hard to remember a time before he was the face of hipster melancholy.
Wes Anderson and Sofia Coppola had a lot to work with in Murray's cracked mug,
so you have to feel for Coppola's brother Roman, whose own project of redeeming
an iconic face hits a snag right from the casting sheet. If A
Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III
really is a tour through the psyche of star and
one-man band Charlie Sheen, then the major takeaway is that there isn't much to see unless you're into incorrigible man-children on their best
behaviour. It isn't that post-meltdown Sheen lacks the charisma to anchor a
picture, but that Coppola, on rockier ground with his second feature after the
much more aesthetically bold and thematically rich CQ, is serving two
masters: his own whimsy; and his obvious desire to stage a career intervention
for his friend, recasting the actor's overexposed mania as hangdog sadness–probably
the last thing anyone wants to see Sheen embody.

The
place where the two meet is the eponymous abyss of our protagonist's mind,
probed in an opening tableau that finds his shrink peering into the collection
of stilettos and leisure suits kicking around in Charles's skull. A graphic designer who perpetually squints
through shades, Charles spends his days cruising through early-1970s Los Angeles while
daydreaming scenarios where he dies and is mourned by all his friends and
colleagues, especially recent ex-wife Ivana (Katheryn Winnick), who's left him after presumably putting up with a lot of bad behaviour. Beyond some
garden-variety L.A. narcissism and substance abuse, we don't get a
strong sense of what made him such a bad lover. Because Charles is more a vehicle
for star rehab than a character, the cards are clearly stacked in Sheen's
favour in a way that kills what little dramatic momentum this story can muster.
Beyond the Gondryan set-up, we're left to run out the clock with amiable
diversions marked only by inventive set design and extended cameos from Coppola
family friends Murray and Jason Schwartzman.

As
both CQ and his rich
portfolio as a director of music videos for the likes of The Strokes
demonstrate, Coppola has a knack for pastiche–which is to say that he
should stick to shorts, where the carnivalesque can be more easily managed.
Longform isn't really his style, and he can't sustain momentum even with help
from comic touchstones Murray and Schwartzman, both of whom are happy to play
second and third fiddle in someone else's sitcom but are clearly stranded in
someone else's art project. There's also no real reason the film has to be a
period piece except that Coppola's sister covered this ground so ably
in the present-day Somewhere not too long ago; Coppola even serves up an awkward reminder of this via a Stephen Dorff cameo.

The
structure is a bust, though the details are occasionally lovely enough to grant
this one if not a pass, then at least a generous nod. It's a nice joke, for
one, when we first spot a painting of fried eggs on the side of Charles's ride,
and an even better one when the camera later tracks by the complementary strips
of bacon on the other side. But Coppola's obsession with rolling out his
paltry narrative in a procession of surreal set-pieces wears thin before long.
At their liveliest, Charles's misadventures have a touch of the lived-in
biography of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" about them, like his conversation
in broken Spanish with housekeeper Lupe. ("How weird," he says, about
the imported cat-feces coffee he's ordered.) At their worst, they're the stuff
of an unaired Showtime pilot that has the gall to namedrop but not the
follow-through to justify it.

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