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April 24, 2012

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Dan

Yeah, I do suppose the irony of my criticizing someone for his pretentious IMDb photos while I'm not wearing many clothes in my own Facebook photo was a little lost on me in my mad rant.

I was mad, okay?

But seriously, which Avatar took my shirt off? I really like the man-boy one, but the chick will also do. Blue cats are hot!

Lloyd Christmas

Whoa, Dan's so mad about this review his avatar took his shirt off!

Dan

This movie was easily the most boring, pretentious piece of shit I've seen in about 10 years. I do not understand this equally pretentious review. Walter - have you lost your mind? You're so much better than this. The movie does not deserve your mining for fool's gold.

The annoying chick and the dumb guy were wafer-thin "characters", not to mention haggard-looking Kelly Preston as the new-age con-artist "in touch with the energy of the universe" or whatever. "House" is an equally noxious 80s horror movie, so I suppose the comparison is apt, though at least that one had a few retarded laughs.

My friends have met Ti West and they assure me he's as big of an egotistical dick as his IMDB photos would have you believe. This ill-deserved praise - flying in the face of giving "Watchmen" and "Cloud Atlas" 2 stars - is utterly, stupefyingly outrageous.

Come the fuck on.

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